Combining Two Names

Sung to the tune of “Remember the Name” by Fort Minor



You ready?!  Let’s go!
Yeah, for those of you that want to know what we’re all about,
It’s about ships y’all (c’mon!)

This is 10% luck
20% thrill
15% random straw-clutching at will
5% disaster
50% AMV
And 100% reason for combining two names!

Kataang! – They don’t need to argue they’re right
They just want to observe because theirs is in the spotlight.
They don’t know why everyone else don’t know
In spite of the fact that they know that they’ve told them.
But f*ck ‘em!  They know the show.
It is all about reality
It’s not calamity and making this noise,
Making up stoies – Ha!  Their ship’ll stay up.
That means, when they put it down, Tokka’ll be pickin it up!  Let’s go!

What the hell is this anyway?
Sure Tokka really talks much,
but it’s never been more than banter, Sokka hasn’t been love struck.
There’ve plenty of opportunities, yet, despite all these facts,
They still support the ship and could make a livin’ from fighting back.
They’ll stand forever, themselves ‘cause the dots connect.
Forever supporting their ship, they get my respect.
They love the fics that they’ve wrote, they love scenes at the beach.
Now watch the fan art load, they are truly artists.

It’s just twenty percent thrill
Eighty percent clear
Be 100% feared that Maiko is ill
Who would’ve thought they’d be the ones to suffer all these flames
And I heard them laughing that crystal cave put Zutara to shame
Came back with a laugh, they kiss, and it works
They say, “man, did you not see season 3’s first?”
This brood is the truth, now everyone looks at the clock,
How long will it be till Zuko’s f*ckin someone that hot?

This is 10% luck
20% thrill
15% random straw-clutching at will
5% disaster
50% AMV
And 100% reason for combining two names!

They say that Sokki is licked
And they may just be right.
She could die any day
But not without the joy from Tokka
Still, they’ve been watching the signs
They’re pricks but they’ve got a lock
He’s the guy that women want to be with and she’s the one guys want at night.
Three years in the makin, Boiling Rock’s ready to go,
Now we’ll know once and for all who can get Sokka to go.
They’ve got partners in crime, their ship is equally dope.
You won’t believe the kind of ship that they want to see float.

Taang! – They say it’s the best on the block.
They know how to work with what they’ve got,
Keepin their ship off the rocks.
People think to comment on their claims,
People keep asking them, does this have worth
Or will never hit the rim?
No, they’ve seen the proof!  Don’t have to be sleuth.
They’ll get you buzzin quicker than a shot of big cactus juice.
Them are all goin around, saying they are the best.
They love the fan fics that they do, they give a hundred percent!

Zutara?  Right! – Nobody really knows how or why this’ll happen at all,
It seems like there’s not enough time.
She wants to freeze him to death, he wants to burn her alive
And I’ve seen them at their worst, man, I ain’t gonna lie.
Yet the design is written in their heads every time,
Before they make an AMV or submit art online
And the people that run this, the clues that they find?
Ridiculous, they ain’t even trying, why do they do it?!

This is 10% luck
20% thrill
15% random straw-clutching at will
5% disaster
50% AMV
And 100% reason for combining two names!

This is 10% luck
20% thrill
15% random straw-clutching at will
5% disaster
50% AMV
And 100% reason for combining two names!